Think what you will, but I do believe I am quite stylish for my genre. So there!

Mr. Redwell Seeks Worst-Dressed IT CEOs, Geeks @ JDJ — If this small article ran on April 1 I would have thought it a hoax, but I am assured by an insider that this contest is real. That means it should also be real funny.

Help me pick the worst-dressed technology CEOs and worst-dressed geeks, will you?

IT Fashion crime is spiraling out of control. This is an international problem that transcends borders. And it obviously transcends taste, darling.

I thought that the dot-bomb era would rid us of the most hideous fashion fauxs pas, but I think that things are worse than ever today, darling. Don’t you?

Send me your pictures of badly dressed CEOs–a category that frankly, darling, is more inclusive than the Paris Hilton Boyfriend Club–and also the worst-dressed geeks you can find.

I’ll announce the winners by the end of the summer. Maybe I’ll send a hideous geek-event T-shirt (is there any other kind?) to the winners.

Or maybe not. I don’t think there’s anything I can do to help these people. But I know you can help me, darling. Please. Do your part to end IT fashion crime. E-mail me at redwell@sys-con.com