Romanian Woman Thief Hid Mobile Phones In Her Vagina — Hello, MOM?!? I wonder what the ring tone was on this phone!!
Romanian police searching a woman suspected of theft found her hiding a mobile phone in her vagina.
They made the astonishing discovery after dialling the number and hearing a muffled ringing coming from somewhere under the woman’s skirt.
A witness said he had alerted police when he saw Ruxandra Gardian steal the phone from a customer in a restaurant.
Police questioned the 34-year-old and were about to let her go when the witness suggested they ring the phone to determine whether she was hiding it.On dialling the number they heard a sound coming from under Gardian’s clothes and took her to police headquarters to be strip-searched.
She should have set it on vibrate!
I imagine this scenario with her boyfriend:
“Would you like to use my phone?”
“Uh, no thanks.”
Yes, there are a million possible jokes here.
Thats the way brazillian females use to let cell phones and drugs enter in jails
“She should have set it on vibrate!” — JCD
Stole my joke.. but on the other hand, did anyone *not* immediately think of this? 🙂
Apparently, “Reach out and touch someone” has turned into “Reach out and touch someone in interesting places.” Who knew that the telephone would advance so far?
A little googling will reveal interesting and hilarious material on all this. 🙂
Reminds me of some Adults-only images I found mocking the Nokia slogan, “Connecting People”.
What were you doing in a website devoted to females?
Geez, I’d think that would void the cellphone warranty!