Cheerleaders – What to do about them. By Bryan Curtis — — I used to have a lot of respect for Texas but it seems to be getting worse and worse in that state with idiots running things and the public fearful of saying anything against them. Cowed is the word. This batch of wimpy pro-Bush Texans is going to lose the Alamo back to Mexico. My prediction. You watch.

The Texas state legislature set aside small matters like the implementation of the death penalty last month to consider a far more arcane ritual: cheerleading. The state’s cheerleaders, it seems, have become indistinguishable from exotic dancers — or so says a bill submitted by Al Edwards, a representative from Houston. Edwards’ legislation would divert money from high schools that allow cheerleaders to perform overly suggestive lunges and inside-hitch pyramids. “It’s just too sexually oriented, you know, the way they’re shaking their behinds and going on, breaking it down,” Edwards explained.

My question is how would this guy actually know what the exotic dancers are doing unless he’s a customer? What a creep.