J-Walk Blog: Face Analyzer — Hm, wish I had thought of this idea first!
The only automated face reader in the world: Face Analyzer.
I submitted a photo of George W. Bush, and here is the summary (click to englarge). His archetype is “Alpha Charmer” (sounds about right). The software thinks he’s 65% Middle Eastern.
Expected Occupations: Corporate Executive, Real Estate Agent, Politician.
I had the same reaction as W did when I read the CBS Memogate report this morning. 🙂
I submitted two pix.
For the first, it said I was “55% southern Euro, 45% northern Euro,” which was spot on.
The second pic, which was a little blurry, indicated that I was
100% Chinese. Too much time living in the Bay Area, I guess.
The bad news is that I have average intelligence and drive. The good news is that a “very low gay factor” emerged from both!
I submitted
http://www.ritilan.com/archives/images/blogimages/jcdvorak.jpg
and got this:
24% Eastern European
25% Anglo Saxon
26% Korean/Japanese
24% Chinese
Intelligence 6.1 Average Intelligence
Risk 4.6 Low Risk
Ambition 5.8 Average Ambition
Gay Factor 1.4 Very Low Gay Factor
Honor 4.8 Average Honor
Politeness 5.8 Average Politeness
Income 6.2 $30,000 – $50,000
Sociability 5.8 Average Sociability
Promiscuity 3.3 Low Promiscuity
So, John is an kind-of-smart, safe straight guy.
But somebody in his family tree sure got around! A sailor perhaps?
I’ll run some other pictures through. But I’ve always said i was just an average Joe. This proves it.
It does not surprise me that George W. Bush is 65% Middle Eastern. I guess we should read “Saudi” there, which at least explains why we continue to support them and why Osama bin Laden (or should I say “Osama bin Prescott”) has not yet been caught.
I have no idea what the gay factor means either. I’d like to see some images passed through the mechanism with other results. Just saying average this and average that is pretty useless seems to me.
cum eaters black…
cum eaters black …
gooooood