International Federation of Competitive Eating. I’m trying to find SOME evidence that this site is a joke or a put-on or a hoax. But I can’t. If things are not bad enough in the world competitive EATING is now a sport! Baffling.
Here are some of the supposed records:
Mayonnaise
4 32-ounce bowls mayonnaise
8 minutes
Oleg ZhornitskiyMeat Pies
16 six-ounce meat pies
10 minues
Boyd BulotBurritos
15 BurritoVille burritos
8 minutes
Eric BookerButter
7 quarter-pound sticks, salted butter
5 minutes
Donald LermanCabbage
6 pounds 9 ounces giant cabbage
9 minutes
Charles HardyPulled Pork
23 pulled pork sandwiches
10 minutes
Sonya ThomasReindeer Sausage
28 Glacier Brewhouse Reindeer Sausage
10 minutes
Dale BooneRice Balls
20 pounds rice balls
30 minutes
Takeru Kobayashi
It’s Mega City One from the UK comic strip Judge Dredd. There bored citizen spend their time in pointless hobies including compulsive eating (the have the so called fatties who are so large they need Belly wheels to walk about).
But due to food shotages in the city eating competitions have been banned… well eating food that is, eating inanimate objects is just fine. Cars, mostly.