“Touch me and I’ll blow your brains out!”
The Independent – 18 February 2007:
Middle-aged women in Britain are more likely to have a low sex drive than women in other European countries, a study shows. One in three British women in their late 40s and early 50s doesn’t think an active sex life is important.
Forty-seven per cent of British women reported a tail-off in their sex drive, compared to 21 per cent in Switzerland and 32 per cent in Italy.
France had the highest proportion of women who thought a satisfying sex life was important at 90 per cent, compared with 81 per cent in Germany. Sex was an important part of a relationship for 86 per cent of the women in Italy and 82 per cent in Switzerland. British women were also the most likely to have headaches, with 37 per cent compared to 21 per cent in Switzerland. They had the most depression – 34 per cent – and 48 per cent were irritable.
Kate Johnson, a British 52-year-old mother of one, said: “Continental men tend to exercise more and take greater care of themselves. British men don’t look after themselves. It’s the drinking culture that affects them, with their big beer bellies.”
Yeah, I wonder why…
Why does Dvorak Uncensored dislike the British?
You all know what they say: “When there’s no news, take a poll.”
Beer bellied men…
#2, #3 – So, British babes having the biggest boobs in Europe was to pick on the Brits? 😉
It’s all a plot so when we CEs visit Britain the women will pounce on us and demonstrate their sexual prowess.
2,3,
The truth hurts more than anything, don’t it?
Honestly, the fact that suicide is NOT the number one cause of death in England is a testament to their resilience.
Angel – I don’t think it is beer bellies. These are hideous women that a guy would have to bloody their nose just to get a hard on. While they may have large breasts, they require at minimum, two shopping bags with handles, and duct taped into place. Just look at that chick Prince Charles has – BWAHAHAHAHA!
I have to agree…since when is telling people that the British women have the biggest tops suddenly “picking on them?” Apparently whatever you say about the Brits is “picking on them.”
Bad teeth.
Jesus Christ, I was just making an observation. Sorry I ever said anything about picking on them.
BUT, my observations still stand…there have been quite a few stories about the Brits here in the past week. Wither you were “picking” on them or not I suppose is a subjective thing.
Pretty funny really.
I always love how the ‘beer belly’ thing can be brought up safely – however, say ‘fat chicks’ aren’t attractive is like a mortal sin.
Here’s the catch: a beer gut doesn’t necessarily hinder ‘the wild thing’. It may be unattractive, but it doesn’t create much of a barrier.
As opposed to this: a woman’s body tends to place the fat all over her lower body. It gets in the way of good sex. You have to push all kinds of plump parts out of the way to even get a good angle.
So, girls, drop a ton – from your thighs, waist, bum, etc. – before you complain about his belly.
It’s not just having the belly, you need the stamina to move it around. This coupled with coming in after 10:00 with 6 pints in said belly doesn’t make for romance.
Thanks, Jägermeister (#7). I was wondering how my citing that survey on breast size was a slap at the British– especially since it was conducted by a British bra manufacturer.
#7 & #11
Because, that’s sexual harrasment, what’s okay to tell a guy is a nono to women.
#10
I forgot to add the smiley, I like ’em with a nice paunch. And I like Camilla, she has nice flanks XD
It isn’t necessarily just actual reports which are insulting – sometimes it is the comments.
Why does a report on British women having big boobs ned to turn into a torrent of insults about them being smelly, fat and having bad teeth?
Why is it significant that the woman goading her kids to fight was British, every nation has its nutcases.
I’ve enjoyed this blog for a long time and I’m disappointed with the direction it is headed. Also, call me naive – but I always thought that Americans and British were supposed to be friends but here you are, insulting our women and killing our soldiers…
18 – Our apologies, we are not insulting all your women – just 99% of them.
Does over-eating destroy the sex drive in women (watching women over-eat and its consequences certainly destroys my sex drive, especially when they have food hanging off their 2nd and 3rd chins)? If it does then we have the answer to the dilemma.