International Herald Tribune – October 19, 2006 (Via Overlawyered.com):
As the American tax law gets more and more complicated, lawyers have come up with one more way to make life difficult for taxpayers: Now you may face a patent infringement suit if you use a tax strategy that someone else thought of first.
“I can’t even imagine what it will be like in 5 or 10 years,” said Dennis Drabkin, a tax lawyer with Jones Day in Dallas, “if anytime a lawyer or accountant gives tax advice, they have to find out if there is a patent on this.” He notes that researching patents, and then licensing them, would just make tax compliance more costly.
Drabkin is chairman of an American Bar Association task force on the issue. He said that at one conference where tax strategies were discussed, participants later got a letter warning that using one idea mentioned would be in violation of a patent.
Why would Congress pass a law allowing such a thing? The answer is that it did not. But a U.S. appeals court ruled in 1998 that business methods could be patented, and since then the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office has issued 50 tax- strategy patents, with many more pending.
In an article in Legal Times this week, Paul Devinsky, John Fuisz and Thomas Sykes, who are lawyers with McDermott, Will & Emery, suggested that a company might figure out a tax strategy that would save it a lot of money and then patent it. Then the company could refuse to license the patent to its competitors, thus raising their cost of doing business.
Wonko the sane.
I didn’t blink when they patented a corn gene,
Because I’ve never much liked corn.
I yawned when they patented one of mine,
‘Cause I wasn’t using it anyway.
Then they patented a business practice,
and I lost mine to a royalty.
They patented my brushing method,
and my toothpaste empties my wallet.
Now they have patented breathing,
and now I am so blue.
What happened to:
YOU MADE IT, you PAY IT…
If we could just get the 5% of taxes owed by the big corps PER YEAR…Without withholdings…5% off the top.
This is plain stupid. Suppose I patent the patent process, then all patents, applicants and granted, will owe me a royalty.
Quick, lets patent that!
Patenting something is about as obscure a process as possible, should work just fine.