The proud creators of SpeedFit are now looking for investors. Seriously — and this vid is their pitch. Sure, if you want to walk or run down the street for exercise, you can…walk or run down the street. But, with SpeedFit, now you can do the exact same thing only on a contraption that costs a ton of money, is a pain in the ass (it’s one heavy mo-fo), is a potential traffic hazard and can only barely turn corners. Kind of like marketing a spanking new heart-lung ventilator-machine to 100% healthy people who are perfectly capable of breathing on their own. Sign us up!

I guess people will buy anything if they THINK it will make life easier.




  1. Improbus says:

    A solution in search of a problem.

  2. Robart says:

    I would be a little nervous in the “tandem” setup. One stumble and I’m engaged to the guy behind me. I think I would have to go solo on this thing.

  3. comhcinc says:

    i love this thing. i want one.

    i am big fan of worthless crap.

  4. Ben says:

    He is not running faster with it than without.

    Now if it would power your iPod…

  5. McCullough says:

    I wonder what kind of mileage this gets.

  6. Olo Baggins of Bywater says:

    Does it have selectable gears? That would make it look a little easier to drive.

    But really, this thing is stupid.

  7. Vagnerr says:

    It will only catch on if “It can be folded flat for easy storage”

  8. Dave W says:

    How much would you pay?

    Don’t answer, because you also get a Segway.

    Now how much would you pay?

    Still don’t answer, because on this special offer, we are including a can of bald spot spray!

    Now how much would you pay?

  9. jbenson2 says:

    This is just a teaser video to get folks to check out their real exercise products on their web site.

  10. the answer says:

    Hilarious. It looked like they were struggling to get the thing moving. Which makes it even more hilarious. unless they want some sort of resistance thing

  11. ECA says:

    1. bicycle tires..make it lighter and faster..
    2. TURN, TURN…I cant see how it takes corners..

  12. jim h says:

    #12 Actually, just replace it with a bicycle. If you can’t bike hard enough without going too fast, add a trailer with some weight.

  13. George says:

    This is pretty close to the treadmill bike posted on Youtube by gizmodo. That thing seemed more useful as it was more maneuverable, though it didn’t seem any easier to propel.

  14. OvenMaster says:

    Must… kill… shitty… music…

  15. KarmaBaby says:

    This is a blatant ripoff of Fred Flintstone’s car. Except they left out the seat.

  16. deowll says:

    I put over 1,200 on my last pair of shoes. I don’t think I need this thing

    [Pretty expensive shoes! – ed.]

  17. crowtheerobot says:

    Isn’t this an exact copy of one of the joke “invention exchanges” on the old show Mystery
    Science Theater 3000?

  18. chris says:

    But how much would YOU expect to pay for an invention like this …..?

  19. Glenn E. says:

    Quick! Line eight of them up, and do a music video. Here we go again.

    Basically, it’s a bike, without a saddle seat, or force reduction gearing, or steering. Wouldn’t ankle weights work just as well? Too bad that lame reality Tv show with American “inventors”, isn’t on anymore. Then it might get some investors. They’ll probably get more money selling it on eBay.

  20. goodwin says:

    Hitler used one


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