A couple in South Africa who were having sex on a railway track in Mpumalanga Province have been killed by a goods train, police say.
Spokesman Abie Khoabane said it took place on Friday evening and the victims were yet to be identified. He told local newspapers that the couple ignored the driver’s shouts as he moved the train into the disused station in Kinross town.
But not for long.
At least they died in pleasure, maybe it was a double suicide??
Open your mouth and start sucking here comes the chuchu train.
Darwin at its best.
I’ll bet no one admits to being realted to this couple. They probably got too used to ignoring people yelling at them.
Related to recent postings, given they did not respond to loud noises and what not, the neo-cons should be happy that two obvious and oblivious libs just got off on the track.
The man died at the scene and the woman died later at hospital, the Sowetan reports.
To die a little death has a whole new meaning.
Turns out they were stone deaf?
Well, they were coupling…
Well, at least they “died in the right line.” (for all your Richard Pryor fans out there)
They came and went.
Engineer was Yelling at them??
Ummm, OK..
I think he should have Stopped to watch.
Reminds me of this romantic ballad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9Gjd_EAa64
A souvenir sound from 1968.
You presume that they were not already dead.
well it has to be said.
the got off track………….
..yeah… I’m gonna have to call bullshit on this. #11 gets it(serious or not). These folks weren’t breathing when they met their train.
#10 – WmDE
This one‘s more suitable… [explicit lyrics]
iT STILL SOUNDS FISHY..
conductor SAW them, YELLED at them..
I can guess, it WASNT comfortable laying on TRACKS, and ROCKS..
cold metal, Head banging, Toe stumping, STEEL RAILS..
Once you go Track, you never go back…
Jägermeister, thanks now I’ll be humming that tune for days.
Now wait, think about it for a moment, how do you want to die? It’s gonna happen to us all. So do you want to die of old age drowning in your own fluids? I seen that, I think this is better…
Hmmm, I can’t find this on the actual Darwin Awards web site; but it is new. This is just odd enough to not be true. But when you read some of the other award winners…