A couple in South Africa who were having sex on a railway track in Mpumalanga Province have been killed by a goods train, police say.

Spokesman Abie Khoabane said it took place on Friday evening and the victims were yet to be identified. He told local newspapers that the couple ignored the driver’s shouts as he moved the train into the disused station in Kinross town.

They continued with their business.”

But not for long.




  1. pokemon1571 says:

    At least they died in pleasure, maybe it was a double suicide??

    Open your mouth and start sucking here comes the chuchu train.

  2. JulioHM says:

    Darwin at its best.

  3. bobbo says:

    I’ll bet no one admits to being realted to this couple. They probably got too used to ignoring people yelling at them.

    Related to recent postings, given they did not respond to loud noises and what not, the neo-cons should be happy that two obvious and oblivious libs just got off on the track.

  4. James Hill says:

    The man died at the scene and the woman died later at hospital, the Sowetan reports.

    To die a little death has a whole new meaning.

  5. McCullough says:

    Turns out they were stone deaf?

  6. Les says:

    Well, they were coupling…

  7. Matt Garrett says:

    Well, at least they “died in the right line.” (for all your Richard Pryor fans out there)

  8. Judge Jewdy says:

    They came and went.

  9. ECA says:

    Engineer was Yelling at them??
    Ummm, OK..
    I think he should have Stopped to watch.

  10. WmDE says:

    Reminds me of this romantic ballad

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9Gjd_EAa64

    A souvenir sound from 1968.

  11. edwinrogers says:

    You presume that they were not already dead.

  12. admfubar says:

    well it has to be said.

    the got off track………….

  13. bobsyeruncle says:

    ..yeah… I’m gonna have to call bullshit on this. #11 gets it(serious or not). These folks weren’t breathing when they met their train.

  14. Jägermeister says:

    #10 – WmDE

    This one‘s more suitable… [explicit lyrics]

  15. ECA says:

    iT STILL SOUNDS FISHY..
    conductor SAW them, YELLED at them..
    I can guess, it WASNT comfortable laying on TRACKS, and ROCKS..
    cold metal, Head banging, Toe stumping, STEEL RAILS..

  16. GottaLoveDarwin says:

    Once you go Track, you never go back…

  17. WmDE says:

    Jägermeister, thanks now I’ll be humming that tune for days.

  18. amodedoma says:

    Now wait, think about it for a moment, how do you want to die? It’s gonna happen to us all. So do you want to die of old age drowning in your own fluids? I seen that, I think this is better…

  19. gooddebate says:

    Hmmm, I can’t find this on the actual Darwin Awards web site; but it is new. This is just odd enough to not be true. But when you read some of the other award winners…


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