An Austrian man is demanding substantial damages after he was blasted off the toilet when hundreds of thousands of hail stones exploded out of it. Martin Bierbauer said: “I heard the pipes rumbling a bit, and suddenly hailstones the size of golf balls started exploding out of the toilet like it was a popcorn machine. “There was an avalanche of ice that quickly filled the toilet, then the entire flat, and eventually the entire building.” “I ran down the stairs with the hailstones following me, and other residents did the same.”

Another resident, Silvia Streit, said: “I grabbed a board and put it over the toilet, but the pressure was so great, I ended up sitting on the board as the hail flowed through the flat and down the stairs.” Freak weather has led to temperatures of over 35 degrees centigrade in Austria which a few days later plunge to near zero as freak hail storms batter the country. The incident at the block of flats in Eisenstadt, the capital of the province of Burgenland, was caused by hailstones flooding into a local drain during a torrential downpour, which became blocked.

Local council spokesman Wolfgang Leinner said: “The pressure was too great, the hailstones had to go somewhere and they came out through the toilets it seems.”

It’s a global cooling issue.




  1. Ren says:

    Actually I think the problem all along has been H20. Think about it, over the years how many problems have been caused by it? Drownings, floods, hurricanes, etc etc, and we let this stuff into our houses.

    Hell if you freeze the stuff you can use it for a weapon.

    I propose that in the next 10 years we free ourselves of our H20 addiction, before its too late.

  2. The Monster's Lawyer says:

    That’s what happens when all hail breaks loose.

  3. Mister Ketchup says:

    Probably ended up with hailerhoids,

  4. eyeofthetiger says:

    Water go counter clockwise down there. Hail bounces …video or it didn’t happen.

  5. Mr. Fusion says:

    It could have been hell freezing over.

    Or the reaction of sewage treatment plants world wide revolting at the thought of one of their number being named after Bush.

  6. Jägermeister says:

    I guess they don’t need a refrigerator with through-the-door ice service…

    #2 – The Monster’s Lawyer – That’s what happens when all hail breaks loose.
    #3 – Mister Ketchup – Probably ended up with hailerhoids

    😀

  7. Satman says:

    I’m with #1

    BAN DHMO!!!!

    http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html

  8. Ron Larson says:

    See… this is the bad stuff that happens when you install the ice-making machine in your freezer backwards.

  9. Said says:

    This would have really been a bad choice of toilets to leave an upper decker in. http://upper-decker.com/


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