
This was sent to me by Brenda Christensen who got it from her Mom in Denmark:
We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an election in the US.
On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, running against a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.
On the other side, you have a war hero married to a good looking woman with big tits who owns a beer distributorship.
Is there really a contest here?
I like my beer! I also used to like to take a drive for pleasure!
Bush Junior, an oil man, became President; and the price of gas went sky high.
If McCain becomes President, there goes the price of beer too
What happened to the price of Peanuts when Carter was President? Bet they went up too – just not as much.
HQH
Whenever a politician figures how to raise a dollar of taxes, at least two politicians each spend that dollar.
#28–Catshit==I was with you all the way until I read the definition–and only one of 7 subparts fit.
We agree otherwise as well, or if not otherwise, with the above quibble.