THE ENEMA WITHIN (Confirmed True by Darwin)
May 2004, Texas | Michael was an alcoholic. And not an ordinary alcoholic, but an alcoholic who liked to take his liquor… well, rectally. His wife said he was “addicted to enemas” and often used alcohol in this manner. The result was the same: inebriation. And tonight, Michael was in for one hell of a party.
Two 1.5 litre bottles of sherry, more than 100 fluid ounces, right up the old address!
When the rest of us have had enough, we either stop drinking or pass out. When Michael had had enough (and subsequently passed out) the alcohol remaining in his rectal cavity continued to be absorbed. The next morning, Michael was dead.
Yes, we reflected on this tale and others of similar bent in 2007. I emphasize “bent”.
Congratulations!
That’s going to be a strange funeral.
I didn’t even know that was possible.
Why is this the 2007 winner when the story clearly states this happened in 2004?
He did WHAT ???
“Why does this sherry taste like ass?”
Once again, the name Darwin hideously misapplied, just like in Social Darwinism. The guy was 58, married, and although the stories don’t indicate whether or not he left children, they don’t indicate he didn’t either.
He was already out of the gene pool, more or less, in other words. “Stupid Human Trick”, yes, sure, but no result that has anything to do with differential reproduction.
Full story
http://darwinawards.com/
Canadians would call this guy a hoser.
His farts must have been disgustingly horrible.
I’d like to see a video of him lighting his farts.
Well, this is why I come to DU – – the education.
Now I know what to do when my gastric reflux gets real bad.
Sadly enough I believe I read this story when it came out, seems the guy had boozed conventionally for so long his stomach was shot, so the only way he could drink was…well, backwards! I believe they charged his wife with manslaughter.
Talk about an enabling wife.