Over the years Gates has done a number of humorous videos. This may be the best to date. Gates has always had a good sense of humor. Curiously missing from the vid is Gates lookalike Jeff Raikes who quit the company this week. This vid was shown at the Gates CES keynote.
Bill Gates Retirement Video
By John C Dvorak Sunday January 13, 2008
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At least he quits on a good note. 🙂 MS Bob was his idea… all his… 😀 Well, enter Monkey Boy… o’boy… poor chairs… 🙁
Here’s a slightly better copy of the video.
For all the shit that Bill Gates gets at least no one can say that he doesn’t have a sense of humor.
Although I’ve never met Steve Jobs or Bill Gates, I think I’d rather party with Gates.
The video was the only interesting thing of Microsoft at CES 2008.
BILL GATES IS BILL GATES. HE’S SMART . HE MADE A LOT OF MONEY AND HE WILL DIE AS ALL MORTALS DO. PAYING FOR HIV DRUGS IN AFRICA ONLY FORCE THOSE WHO WERE NOT HIV TO TAKE THESE DANGEROUS DRUGS. HE HAS DONE SOME GOOD, BUT NOT ENOUGH. THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO ARE HELPING FARMERS IN SOUTH AND CENTRAL AMERICA REFURBISH THE SOIL THAT SLASH AND BURN TACTICS
FOR BERGER MEAT FOR MAC DONALDS HAS ENCOURAGED.
HE SHOULD FUND THESE.
was sitting on that ball a reference to Leo Laport? 😛
@Joe Dupont
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Oh, yeah, Bill Gates drive a Ford Focus. Whatever.
Bill Gates stock just went up.
Cheers
My guess is Bill loves watching “The office”.
Bill can get a part as the new IT manager for Dunder Mifflin and have him fighting Windows problems…hehehehe
Cheers
#9 – TIHZ_HO – My guess is Bill loves watching “The office”.
At least the director of this farewell video…
#10 yeah, Bill Gates didn’t write this. First of all, let’s all realize that Bill isn’t a computer geek; he’s not playing D&D, nor surfing the internet. He’s a monopolist…one of the best…think J.P. Morgan. His passion is money; think Warren Buffet. Given that, the video really doesn’t make fun of Bill Gates, but rather is Bill Gates making fun of his customers. The MS BOB reference was funny, but not true sincere. The reference would have been more slicing if it referred to Windows ME which truly F’d with his consumers. Yeah, Bill Gates can be a little funny, but only when he’s in control of the content, and when he’s not really the one being made fun of!
#11 SJP “…the video really doesn’t make fun of Bill Gates…”
Have you actually watched the video?
I would rather work for Bill than Steve.
Cheers
Hey, you guys need to get a life.
The vid was funny and all class — congratulations to Bill G. and Microsoft. Bloody nice work.
Unlike most IT folks who take themselves too seriously, Bill and Co. have learned to lighten up.
Looks like most of the posters here need to do the same — killjoys.
#13 TOO RIGHT!
Cheers
You will never see a Jobs video like this.
Personally I thought for sure Balmer was going to trip Gates up “in the hall” at the end there. Those two would make an unlikely “Odd Couple” in comedy.
But rather than go for the pure physical comedy humiliation tripping Gates up and spilling his Box`O’Crap like a High School bully, Balmer goes for the snide irony of the Aging Frat Boy.
Gates choosing his “last day” and “good byes” for the day before he is due back for a board meeting. Some folks just cant let go.
Balmer looking like he’s thinking, “Yea, he’ll be back. What a nerd”
#13, Aussie,
Agreed.
It was funny without being too over the top. Although I was waiting for him to ask John Stewart if Comedy Central was for sale?
This is a new Microsoft pilot. He’s trying out a new reality show “The Gates of Hell”
Hey…don’t mess with Billy G…he’s a man of many talents and the wealth of many countries GDPs combined…
Why are you showing a video that you did not create, and did not mention getting permission from who made this or recorded this, on a site that you get advertising revenue from… and promoting it on TWIT!
Link you cranky old man! LINK!