I want one! Called the Abduction Lamp it was designed by Lasse Klein who is now trying to find a way to get it manufactured.

With optional bovine or human abductee



  1. BlogKast says:

    It’s kinda retro Roswell cool.

  2. mark says:

    I’m personally offended, yet highly amused.

  3. Mufon says:

    Brilliant! I hope this guy makes millions selling the idea, ’cause all the Targets and Walmarts and Sam’s Clubs and every other joint are going to sell a gazillion of these! GREAT CHRISTMAS ITEM!!

  4. AdmFubar says:

    hhhmmmm this will look great next to my singing fish

  5. Gary Marks says:

    I thought I saw one of these Abduction Lamps at my neighbor’s house one time, but he swore it was just a weather balloon.

  6. Li says:

    Cheeky, and fun. Is the antenna on top the switch?

  7. K B says:

    The bovine accessory is a must.

  8. SJP says:

    #5 Weather Balloon :-)))

    Count me in, I want one…and I’ll bet Kucinich will want one too.

  9. I want one!!!!!!!

  10. hhopper says:

    This is a great item for Woot!

  11. BubbaRay says:

    #5, but he swore it was just a weather balloon.
    Comment by Gary Marks

    Now that’s the accessory this jewel needs – instant weather balloon camo! 😆

  12. Dave says:

    OK, what am I missing??

    It looks like something The Sharper Image will carry for $99.95, and end up in a garage sale a year later for $5.00!!!

    .

  13. Gary Marks says:

    BubbaRay, even better….. DC-3 camo!
    <img src=”http://www.boeing.com/companyoffices/aboutus/wonder_of_flight/images/dc3_500.jpg”>

  14. Gary Marks says:

    Well, I guess my attempt to embed an image fell pretty flat, much like many of my jokes 😉

  15. Mufon says:

    11 – hop – I sent WOOT a few emails about it…

  16. GetSmart says:

    There was one of these at the neighbor’s house the other night. It looked a lot bigger than the one in the picture. They must have taken it back to the store, because it’s not in their backyard anymore. I’ll ask them where they got it after they get back. I guess they’re on vacation, the driveway’s littered with old newspapers and the mailbox is overflowing.

  17. Glenn E says:

    If this guy manages to make any money from these things, he’ll most likely get sued by the studios who own the rights to “The Invaders” and “Earth vs the Flying Saucers”, and others. The thing can’t shed much light if it can only illuminate thru the yellow plastic cone. And it can’t use too high a watt bulb, or the cone would melt (unless they use pyrex glass). BTW, this isn’t the first Flying Saucer lamp, I’ve seen. Just the first to have that silly “abduction ray” cone underneath. Which isn’t even the way UFOs are supposed to do it. But after the Simpsons’ Treehouse of Horror episode (“To Serve Man” spoof). That’s the currently accepted method of imagined abduction. Yeah, just like the cartoon! Go figure. How come Betty and Barnie Hill weren’t beamed aboard?! Not very imaginative enough, I suppose.

  18. KD Martin says:

    #14, Gary Marks, I tinyurl’d it for you:
    http://tinyurl.com/3djxdp

    Yes, most DC-3s are alien craft, how else could an airframe last 60+ years and still fly like the day it was new?

    So, where’s the DC-3 accessory? I want to see it beaming up to the mother ship!

    #18, How come Betty and Barnie Hill weren’t beamed aboard?! Not very imaginative enough, I suppose.
    Comment by Glenn E

    I thought the Hills were exposed as Kang and Kodos. 🙂

  19. Jim says:

    Should include a set of LGM – Little Green Men !!!


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