Obese Texas inmate hides gun in his flabs of fat
An obese inmate in Texas has been charged after officials learned he had a gun hidden under flabs of his own flesh.Twenty-five-year-old George Vera was charged with possession of a firearm in a correctional facility after he told a guard at the Harris County Jail about the unloaded 9mm pistol. The Houston Chronicle reported Thursday that Vera was originally arrested on charges of selling illegal copies of compact discs. The 500-pound man was searched during his arrest and again at a city jail and the county jail, but officers never found the weapon in his rolls of skin
Her rump was so fat, it took 10 minutes for her rump to stop jiggling when she stopped walking.
Damn, he looks like a lesbian butch.
Dude’s so fat, if he had to haul ass, he’d have to make 5 trips.
This is almost the perfect American news story – obesity, firearms, intellectual property rights and an out of control prison industry. All in one paragraph!
Love the cartoon picture ! That poor cat just lost 6 lives right there.
#4, pecker,
If that picture is Alphie, which would explain why he was away for awhile, then we have our Liebertarian, religious, and ignorant components as well.
Alf with his gun: http://tinyurl.com/alfredone
I bet he’s very popular at the jail. If he can hide a handgun in those folds of flesh, imagine all the other things he could slip in.
Simultaneously.
You’ve heard of a one-man band?
Welcome the one-man entertainment center.
Maybe I’m dumb but if some guy turns over a gun of his own free will I don’t charge him. I say thank you.
If I find it on my own then I nail his hide to the wall but I’m in favor of inmates turning over weapons to the guards.
Next time the dude will do the smart thing and give the gun to another inmate and won’t that be fun.
I once smuggled two migrant workers and a gallon of tequila across the Mexican border.
#10 – Between your ass cheeks?
This guy is in prison and still has fat? What are they doing in there, feeding him 9 course meals or something? I figure he have hard times but apparently not. Good times to be in prison and not out in the real world starving because you can’t find a job eh.
He was so fat, when he was sunbathing Greenpeace tried to push him back into the water.
Ugh. I was eating when I read this. Ugh. Thank God I don’t work in Corrections.
I’ll bet he lost a lot of TV remotes.
# 13 Benjamin said,”He was so fat, when he was sunbathing Greenpeace tried to push him back into the water.”
Sadly, Astronomers have downgraded his status to planetoid.